Job Interview
Vice presidents and Personnel Directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees:
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A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
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Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
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Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.
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Candidate explained that her long-term goal was to replace the interviewer.
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Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
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Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.
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Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
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Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
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Candidate brought large dog to interview.
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Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.
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Candidate dozed off during interview.
The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates:
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What is it that you people do at this company?
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What is the company motto?
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Why aren't you in a more interesting business?
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What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?
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Why do you want references?
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Do I have to dress for the next interview?
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I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?
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Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?
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Will the company pay to relocate my horse?
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Does your health insurance cover pets?
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Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?
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Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?
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Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?
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Why am I here?